Byron is all about me!

I'm so cool and when we went to Birmingham is was so boring on the sweaty car. I rather be with my buddy Buphead. As I was saying it was a long ride there but we go there in Grandma Sands house she was way small. We got to say hi to her and hug her. Well when she says family she says fambly. We got there and her house was the same as usual. We heard something about the Wool Pooh that it gets you and is a sign of death. As I was saying i dont want NOBODY to touch me because I'm so cool. Kenny my brother is going to be like me when he is older than me. I don't know why my parents(if they are) gave birth to the cool kid like me. My little brother Kenny is going to be like me when im older. Joetta is cool but she is a little whiney. I want her to be a tough sister not a wimp. I look cool with my new mohawk but my father shaved my whole head got shaved. But it was cool now I'm leaving to Birmingham and is cool over there. Now I have to go to Birmingham with my family or like grandma says (fambly).